It's hard to find cartoons, jokes and stories that can be enjoyed by everyone. Funny, isn't it?
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The Ultimate Inexhaustible Renewable Resource . . .
There's no shortage of opinions. If we could only invent a car that runs on opinions.
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Ya Can't Make This Up
The Kindle version of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Energy Independence was #29 (4/14/10 at 5 pm) on Amazon's Kindle Bestseller List of Humor > Parodies.
Above me at #28 was "XXX Porn for Women" by Cambridge Women's Pornography Group. Below me at #30 was "The Sweet Potato Queen's Book of Love" by Jill Conner Browne. Later we changed positions.
For those of you who've read the book you may recall the story of when the song "Environmental Merchant" went number one on a music site, but by the time I told my friend the Priest about it and he'd gone to the site, "Frosty the Pervert" had knocked me down to number 2.
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The Einstein of Squirrels
We have a big pine tree whose canopy extends over part of my house. A squirrel comes by in spring and fall to munch on the pinecones and saw off a few branches that crash into our roof. Sometimes it sounds like a drum kit in here.
My wife's friend Danielle said, "Squirrels are cute but they're jerks."
The other weird thing about this squirrel is that when we're sitting on the patio he throws stuff at us. Really. We move out from under the canopy a little, he still throws stuff at us. OK - I know that's funny but not that unusual. Here's what's unusual: when we move out from under the canopy by 10 or 15 feet the squirrel uses our slanted roof to bank his shots to hit us, even 15 to 20 feet to the side of the pine tree's branches!
I agree with Danielle, squirrels are cute but they certainly can be jerks.
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My Mom Calls Me . . . .
This lady's walking down the street and her friend tells her, "You look terrible, you look horrible. Are you OK?" The woman replies, "No. No, my husband died yesterday - and right in front of me." "Oh that's terrible," the friend says, "Did he have any last words?"
"Yes, he said, "Why are you pointing that gun at me?""
I told this joke to a friend going through a bad divorce and she said, "Do you have her number. I'd like to invite her over to meet my husband."
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And then there's this one . . . .
An Irishman was trying to get work on a construction site, but the foreman told him he has to pass a test first. So the foreman asks, "What is the difference between a girder and a joist?" The Irishman thinks for a moment then answers, "Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust."
(Goeder and Joyce) . . .
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From At the Movies
"if [this movie] is coming to a theatre near you, move."
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Groaners . . . .
Q: What has ten wheels and flies??
A: A hybrid trash truck.
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Q: What did one barrel of oil say to the other barrel of oil?
A: What's with the crude language?
- Bad behavior by 99% of the lawyers makes the rest of them look bad.
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Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back.
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